Les jours s'en vont je demeure.
Maëva. 17. French. Drunk.
I like acting like a dumbass, but sometime people should pull their heads out of their asses and just go fuck themselves.
Me, me, me and myself, all in one.
I like acting like a dumbass, but sometime people should pull their heads out of their asses and just go fuck themselves.
Me, me, me and myself, all in one.
Recent Tweets
@eartomyself
Bros & Sis
(via crashville)
(via andlatitude)
- Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
- Parents: Ok, cool.
- Me: Your luggage is outside
- Doctor: Are you sexually active?
- Me: Ha
- Me: Hahahaha
- Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
- Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
- Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
- Me: Hahaha
- Me: Haaa....
- Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
- Me: No, no I am not.
« Ah le printemps ! La nature se réveille, les oiseaux reviennent, on crame des mecs… »
Arthur, Kaamelott Livre II, La Fête du Printemps (via death-by-rabbit)
(via kaamelott)
- Kid: why do we have to learn this
- Math teacher: because fuck you
(via ruinedchildhood)
