Les jours s'en vont je demeure.

Maëva. 17. French. Drunk.
I like acting like a dumbass, but sometime people should pull their heads out of their asses and just go fuck themselves.

Me, me, me and myself, all in one.
Recent Tweets @eartomyself
Bros & Sis
  • Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
  • Parents: Ok, cool.
  • Me: Your luggage is outside
  • Doctor: Are you sexually active?
  • Me: Ha
  • Me: Hahahaha
  • Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
  • Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
  • Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
  • Me: Hahaha
  • Me: Haaa....
  • Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
  • Me: No, no I am not.
« Ah le printemps ! La nature se réveille, les oiseaux reviennent, on crame des mecs… »
Arthur, Kaamelott Livre II, La Fête du Printemps (via death-by-rabbit)

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sombreboite:

Andrew Ohlmann

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  • Kid: why do we have to learn this
  • Math teacher: because fuck you

quantumaniac:

What if Logos Told the Truth? 

A series by Viktor Hertz.  

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gapingfurnace:

napoleon bonaparte

more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

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